Verse
I saw her walking down the street
In designer clothes and designer feet
I couldn’t help but stare and gawk
Her beauty made my heart stop
Pre-chorus
She had everything you want to see
Tall ‘n leggy in a willowy form
What the hell were you doing with me
Chrous
Questioning the obvious
That’s my job
Pondering the ridiculous
a preeminent slob
Watching the universe
A protoplasmic blob
Verse
But as I got to know her more
I saw beneath the surface, what I adored
Her kind heart and her gentle soul
Made me realize, she was the one to hold
Pre-chorus
She had everything you want to see
Tall ‘n leggy in a willowy form
What the hell were you doing with me
Chrous
Questioning the obvious
That’s my job
Pondering the ridiculous
a preeminent slob
Watching the universe
A protoplasmic blob
Bridge
I know I don’t deserve her
But I’ll do anything to earn her
I’ll question the obvious
And ponder the ridiculous
Chrous
Questioning the obvious
That’s my job
Pondering the ridiculous
a preeminent slob
Watching the universe
A protoplasmic blob
Outro
Watching the universe with her by my side
A protoplasmic blob no longer, I’m alive
She’s everything I want to see
Tall ‘n leggy in a willowy form, she’s with me.